Ukrainian

People that are so bad at driving, and most likely to cause a crash because of their driving skills.

"That person drives like a Ukrainian"
"I hate those people.."

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ukrainian

they are always late, they are fat, and they eat perogies all day long. they are also retards that don't know how to spell.

David wanted to go to the perogie fest, but he was late because he's a slow, retarded piece of poo.

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Ukrainians

Turkic ethnicity descended from various Oghuz (Uz, Berendei, Pecheneg) and Kipchak (Cuman) tribes. Cumans, in particular, are known to come to the Ukrainian steppe from Taklamakan desert in the Tarim basin of what is now a part of China's Xinjiang Autonomous Region. Not to be confused with Hutsuls (who are ethnically Romanian), Lemkos (who are ethnically Polish) and Boikos (who are ethnically Slovak) of western Ukraine and ethnic Belarusians (Pinchuks and Poleshuks) in the northern part of the country.

Ukrainians used to have a state called Desht-i Qipchak also known as Cuman-Kipchak confederation stretching from the present-day Kazakhstan, southern Russia, Ukraine, to southern Moldavia and eastern Wallachia.

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Ukrainian Fireplace

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.

Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.

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Ukrainian Handshake

The act of placing one fist in the vagina and the other in the anus simultaneously, and attempting to shake one's own hand.

This Eastern European woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so I had to use the other hole and gave her the old Ukrainian Handshake.

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ukrainian farmer

An absolute legend. Some say he stole Russian tanks with his tiny blue gypsy tractor

I've seen videos of the Ukrainian Farmer

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Ukrainian Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

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