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United Lands of Mulchtopia!
Owned and ruled by our emperor Mulchmite128.
With territory on Planet Earth 217 and the Moon of Earth 217
I LOVE THÉ ULM I WANT TO MOVE THERE THEIR RULER IS SO HOT
New Ulm is a southern Minnesota town, population around 15,000. Mostly Germans. Named after Ulm, Germany. There is also a New Ulm Texas but probably not as great at New Ulm Minnesota.
A very nice town to grow up in. Come visit!
I went to New Ulm today, it's one of the best towns I have ever been to. Fun fun fun!
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The star of the Box office hit, Large Johnson Mcgee Kicks Back....And Punches Too.
Have you ever seen that movie staring Devin Ulm? Yes, what a large penis he has.
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When a group of guys are very close friends and comfortable with their sexuality. They will participate in things such as streaking together, saying very sexual things to each other, and can say that they have seen each other naked more times than their wives or girlfriends.
Person 1 " Wow, you guys tend to act pretty gay with each other."
Person 2 "We aren't actually gay, just New Ulm gay."
Alright new school, play football and score you'll be alright. Besides that hippies and whore. Your choice.
This place sucks, just like New Ulm Public.