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Probably the most amazing guy I've met. We've gone through some bad times but I'm just happy we're talking again. He's handsome, adorable, cute, and incredibly sexy. I wish he was here with me and was mine but unfortunately we live about an hour away from eachother. I hope I meet this boy one day and get lucky enough to call myself his girlfriend. Oh, and he's a bum while I'm thuggin' it up.
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A Pimp Pakistani Playa with impeccable looks, sharp wits, and unbelievable physique...Also, one with a penis of such size that it would make a black man cry "oh lordy." Can also box extremely well, and will make Asif cry in the Turkey Spectacular....
I wish I was like Umar, since he is so handsome,smart,beautiful, and kicks my butt in everything from video games to math tests.
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An amazing person who has so much swag that its not even funny. He is the pilot of the swag train and he was born in swagsville.
Also known as daddy.
Worship me, for I am umar
Agenold Question: who's your daddy?
Literally everyone, even your mom: Umaaaaaar! Oh oh ahh. Oh yeaahhh
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A sexy individual with whom every girl in the room finds unbelievably attractive. Usually causing other less attractive guys to become jealous.Also he’s very good basketball and loves the sport to deAth
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a feeling and religion of a black person, the feeling to fight the ko0n spirit and to lock up all ko0ns of this world and place them in a mental institution
PEOPLE : " hey what is your beleifs/regilion?
ME: " UMARISM"
"it only takes a little bit of white brain washing to activate the ko0n chip"
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a guy whos really good looking, sexy and funny but can't tell noor he likes her which makes him a pussy.
Person 1: Look at that umar! Hes got noor waiting for him.
Person 2: You need steel balls for not being an umar!
Awais: That umar is so blind that he doesnt see how noor likes him back!
Adam: right on boi!
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