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Umbridge- Harry Potter character who everyone hates. If you like her, well, face the facts. You don't. Words frequently used to describe her include, (but are not limited to,), toad, fattie, bish. Admit it, you wanted her dead more then you wanted Voldemort dead
Umbridge was one of the charecters who survived. Can you imagine?! Killing Fred, but not a toad?!
umbridge: that small trail of hair below the navel that leads to the pubic area
Mary 's umbridge was hidden by her swimsuit.
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(noun)
Definition: the opposite or antonym of an orgasm.
"When I saw her revolting toadface at the door to the Room of Requirement, I had a sudden multiple umbridge. Puked my guts out from violent hatred and sheer misery."
"If you keep talking to me like this I'm going to have an umbridge."
A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.
Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character
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Character from A Very Potter Sequel, played by Joe Walker. WoMAN who lives on a diet of protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks. Jacob is her man. One time, a dementor kissed her, and IT DIED.
I can't believe that mama umbridge is our new defence against the dark arts teacher!
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That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)
Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.
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Originally from the Harry Potter fan-made play, "A Very Potter Sequel" (the Sequel to AVPM). Based on the character Dolores Umbridge in the Potter books, it is played by a musculuar man in a dress in the play who claims to be the neww "mama" of Hogwarts. In real life, it is the one straight guy who's female friends take total advantage of him in many different ways.
Female friend: Mama, you wanna go to the school and but me a breast cancer cookie?
Mama Umbridge: Sure, I'll be back in a minute.
-While gone, female friends relinquish Mama's seat to an intimidating looking upper classman- Mama returns with cookies for everyone at the over crowded lunch table-
Mama Umbridge: Hey, what happened to my chair?!?
Female friend: That guy took it.
Mama Umbridge: I'll just stand.
Female Friends: And a very lovin' and carin' Mama he is!
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