Umer

An arrogant person with a desire to make money and be with girls despite looking like a monkey

Umer gets all the girls

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umer

he is a very nice person not to be rude to

umer is cool

Umer Naqeeb

A guy so impossibly fat that black holes are only a gram away from forming, he is addicted to eating slime as shown on his youtube channel and is always trying to off the clevertouch(I wonder why) Umer has no money left as he realizes he is so dumb that he knows he won't get into college, so he spent all his money on PUBG UC

Umer Naqeeb is fat

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ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

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umer

he mad fine bru
jawline amazing
hair amazing
smells amazing
6'7
green eyes
hunter eyes

that guy mad fine he like umer bru