umm

Yes
No
Maybe
Definitely
Definitely not
I agree
Of course I am listening, darling
Ooh that feels good
Ouch that hurts

221👍 114👎

Umm

Shows your thinking but you’re not smart enough

“What’s 2 + 2 ?”
“Umm”

Umm

What you say at Mc Donalds

yea I'll have the, Ummm.

umm

something that people say when they can't think of anything to say that won't make them sound bad! (or stupid.) commonly used to stall!

umm... i.... umm.... i'm cheating on you with your brother.

94👍 53👎

umm

The awkward moment when your wife has a boner.

Joe: My wife had a boner!
Bob: Umm

9👍 2👎

UMME

Umme is a woman that thinks she is fast and thinks shes very tall. She has a habit of taking long to respond and then doesn't talk to you irl

Man shes a umme look at her

Umm..NO

The most annoying comeback phrase to express rejection known to man. Usually used by douche bags and immature people who cannot/ don't know any other way of expressing themselves therefore use this "trendy" phrase. Emphasis is usually put on NO while umm is spoke at a normal tone.

Person A: Hey lets go see Titanic.

Person B: Umm..NO how about we see Twilight instead.

Person A: Wow...That was kinda harsh..

27👍 20👎