UNC

The team that defeated Illinois in the NCAA Championship game, forever causing Illini fans to come up with excuses to make up for their bitch ass thrashing.

UNC + Illinois = ggnore to Illinois

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uncing

To unce. A favorite pastime of Travis. Usually performed without pants.

alfy: wtf is travis doing? hes been uncing all day. >.> where the FUCK are his pants? Chey: (moans) Travis : unce. unce. unce. unce. unce. unce.

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unce

Club music, techno, the basic sound you hear when we feel like dancing.

"Yeah, nothing's better than a bunch of sweaty men humping each other with music going 'unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce'.....

:dancing:

Aww, why'd you stop?"

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UNC

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Home of the most amazing and spirited student body in existence, UNC prides itself in all its accomplishments. Also well known for having a remarkable Men's basketball team, which recently won the 2009 NCAA championship game against Michigan State, breaking several title game records in the process.

"Did you watch the UNC game last night? Lawson broke the record for the most steals in a title game ever!"

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UNC

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill opened in 1795 as our nation’s first state university. Today, UNC maintains some of the top educational and athletic programs in America. 2005 NCAA Basketball Champions.

What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights or the memory of dogwoods blooming here on the crest of New Hope Chapel Hill . . . our love for this place is based on the fact that it
is as it was meant to be . . . the university of the people.“
Charles Kuralt UNC Alumni 1959

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UNC

A bunch of tool ass buildings thrown together in Chapel Hill, North Carolina known as the University of North Carolina. Not known for education as much as for tolerating, and thusly training, superior Negro athletes, especially in basketball. After two years (rarely three) these black gentlemen (typically still reading on a third grade level) usually bolt the place for some serious loot in the NBA never to set foot in that shit hole town again. White UNC Alumni usually hold these "boys" in the highest esteem however, and worship them until their last breath. Most UNC Alumni refer to non UNC attending negros simply as "Niggers" and disdain them accordingly. In four years you can get an education there but you still won't amount to shit unless your family has connections. The Medical and Dental schools there are quite superior as these are typically attended by students who gained a degree elsewhere.

I hired a herd of undergrads from UNC to cut my lawn. Went outside and the stupid fucks were out there eating the clippings and drinking from my hose. I charged each of their dumb asses $5.00 for the buffet and told them to beat it.

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UNC

A school that gives good grades as long as you pay your tuition. In 2008, 83% of the grades given out at UNC were A's.

Person 1: Hey did you see Hakeem Nicks is graduating from UNC!

Person 2: Didn't he get an 11 on the Wonderlic?

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