Uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob?
Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up

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uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

I gave my girlfriend a visit from uncle bob

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Uncle Bob's

Code Word for Strip Club

Bob Seger "Night Moves"

Hey Honey We will be back late tonight we are going to visit Justin's Uncle Bob. Don't wait up.

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Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people

Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB