Uncling

The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.

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Uncle

The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass

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uncle

Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*

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Uncle

Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.

"That dude over there is such an Uncle"

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uncle

a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground

Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle

Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!

Andrew: say uncle!!

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Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

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Uncle

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

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