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Unconventional Toothbrush

A term used for the male penis when receiving a blowjob.

If that bitch keeps it up, I'm gonna have to show her how to use an Unconventional Toothbrush

by UnderworldElement May 23, 2005

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Unconventional Matador

Why fight the bull whe you can ride it?

We salute you, you Unconventional Matador.

by Bachintheussr July 1, 2015


unconventional beauty

Sometimes used in a sarcastic way to indicate someone who is not very beautiful at all.

I do not understand why I get hit on by gay men more often than straight women, since men are supposed to be the one driven by appearance... For those of you who are unaware, I am of an unconventional beauty.

by Oxymoronica December 5, 2006

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Unconventional Christmas Party

1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.

The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.

2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.

John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"

Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!

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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."

Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?

Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.

by Extreme Sen November 11, 2018


unconventional slut

this slut happens when a girl is trying to find a good man that's good looking and these guys say whatever she wants to hit it and quit it. or have lots of girlfriends and she breaks up with him because he's cheating and now her pussy got loose even if she do meet a nice guy, he will think she a slut because her pussy not tight and she keep trying to find good relationships, but she keep getting left after every time she had sex with them, they lose interest. its almost like having sex with a condom on where the man can't feel anything, so it's utterly no point in being with this woman. that's why if you got married and gave your husband your virginity , something like this wouldn't happen.

i can't say my heart go out to a unconventional slut because she pass on a good man but he didn't look that great but he would of really love her and honor her and cherish being with her and wouldn't of left him for the hot guy . somethings are more important than looks and money.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 25, 2022


unconventional

v. Method of choosing a political leader using only intelligent choice and arithmetic. No balloons, wonky hats or mindless chanting.

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Due to the covid outbreak the presidential candidates will be chosen in an unconventional manner.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020


Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you donโ€™t want to sound degenerate.

Iโ€™ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

by Back door August 19, 2023