A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank
"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville
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When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."
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This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.
Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!
Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.
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Unemployed with benefits is not true stability, so most people wouldn't choose it over having a steady job for an extended time.
Most people dont think of unemployment as a good thing.
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When every posting for a job in a given field requires several years of experience, making it impossible to get a job in that field unless you already have one.
Even Applebee's won't hire a bartender who hasn't worked somewhere else for at least 2 years. This is an impenetrable unemployability paradox!
Definition.
The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
First used by Rebeltaxi in his video βTop 10 Worst Animated Songsβ
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
Also known as the state of perpetual happy hour.
When you lose your job and find yourself doing nothing but drinking and getting high all day and night. You know where all the good happy hour spots are. You fridge has nothing but beer and leftovers. You wake up hungover a lot and start drinking before 12. You begin to drunk dial your friends when they are at work.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
not knowing what day it is
dehydration and nausea
day drunkeness
knowing a wide variety of bartenders
cliaming unemployment benefits and blowing it all at the bar
developing a high tolerance for booze
jealous friends
Dude, whats wrong with Sarah and Joel? Its only 2pm and they are fucking wasted!
Eh, dont worry they'll be all right, they just have a really bad case of the unemployment disease.
They should get better when they find jobs again.
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