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unexpecting

when something happens that wasn't meant to. something catches you off guard

He was everything i ever wanted in a guy in an unexpecting way.

by chicabonita_12 July 8, 2008

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unexpectable

Definition: unexpected and inexcusable
Root: Middle daughter in heated discussion with older daughter over pool ettiquette

"You can't stick my head underwater like that, its unexpectable!"

by Bloke February 28, 2005

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Unexpectational

The active state of not having any expectations.

Ok, cool...I am a very unexpectational person.

by MerrySophia December 10, 2010

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unexpected jihad

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"

by Niggatack October 26, 2015

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Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.

by Big-Rudy November 28, 2014


Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.

I hit her with the unexpected shark!

by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010


Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad April 14, 2016

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