Something that is not expectable.
"The spanish inquisition; it's unexpectable."
Source: Nobody expect the spanish inquisition.
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Definition: unexpected and inexcusable
Root: Middle daughter in heated discussion with older daughter over pool ettiquette
"You can't stick my head underwater like that, its unexpectable!"
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The active state of not having any expectations.
Ok, cool...I am a very unexpectational person.
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Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"
Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"
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When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.
Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.
Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.
I hit her with the unexpected shark!
They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.
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