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When one adheres a dildo, or other sex toy to forehead and proceeds to shove into hole of choice; on land
Hey baby. Let's do some unicorning tonight.
The new hottest dance move sweeping America, Oceania and the rest of the world. Chicks gobble your weiner after you unicorn.
Hot Girl: Damn look at that boy unicorning all over the place.
Hot Girl 2: Lets double team him.
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Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.
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Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)
We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.
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Using jizz to shape the hair on one's head into a unicorn-like horn, and using it to fuck something/someone.
"I found a bottle of old jizz, so I decided to go unicorning."
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To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
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When the hair by your parting decides to stick up in the air making the shape of a unicorn horn
Omg Ben is unicorning
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