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A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
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The nation that once ruled half the globe (British Empire). Was known to treat it's colonies as if they were shite at times (sent their youth to die in two world wars and Boer War) and very well in others. (Defence, trade) wiped it's colonies noses, asses, and so on. Has a long history of bad treatment of the Irish over a period of 800 years. Should be proud of teaching Canada and other dominions all of their traditions such as democracy, free speech, and should also be ashamed of their degrading treatment of the Irish.
The United Kingdom is a paradox, it has been a role model, and a human rights abuser, where do it's dominions get some of their bad habits from?
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"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
by JM
Ok so what about William the Conqueror 1066? ring any bells? you know when the english under harold got their asses kicked by lots and lots of French normans ,you are as dull as shakespeare!
only the english call it united kingdom which it is not!
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The biggest shithole ever! Run by a complete asshole called Tony Blair.
Do i NEED an example?! Just look at it for yourself!
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Just like Narnia, it doesnt exist, though a few English still believe it does...
Peter opened the wardrobe door and walked into it, he soon found himself in United Kingdom
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A sad, desolate place in north western Europe. where people's teeth are falling out as you read this, stabbing rates are increasing by the second, where people's T's are none existent, and the place where beans on bread is acceptable.
Guy 1: Man, the Falklands remind me of United Kingdom. Sad, and desolate.
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A place where a lot of people just think it's another word for England. But it also has Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as well as England.
The United Kingdom is better than the United States in almost every way.
Sorry Americans
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