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A once good Football College that now has terrible Coaches that get fired every other year nad cannot recruit any decent players.
University of Michigan has not even been to a National Championship since 1997.
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A wannabe ivy league university, with the ugliest student population in the country.
Blech, those University of Michigan student's look like cows.
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Where West Virginia University coaches go once they've been put out to pasture.
It's more painful if you have to look them in the eye before sending them to University of Michigan.
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School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion.
U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.
Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."
"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."
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Considered one of the "public ivies," the University of Michigan is one of the top public universities in the nation, with top 10 ranking programs in Engineering, Business, Medicine, and Law... to name a few. Its undergraduate acceptance rate has declined significantly, shrinking from almost 50% to less than 25% in the past decade. It is situated in the picturesque college town of Ann Arbor, the most educated city in the US. It currently holds over 44,000 students.
The University of Michigan's football team has produced the likes of Tom Brady and Brandon Graham. Also known as Umich or UofM, it has educated icons such as Michael Phelps, Lucy Liu, James Earl Jones, Madonna, and Larry Page. It is often characterized by its extensive alumni network and overwhelming sense of school pride and spirit.
However, its diversity is somewhat lacking-- it's pretty white, and there are many rich intl students and out-of-state "JAPs" and WASPs, and there is definitely some ethnic division as per nearly any college or school. Additionally, the winters are dreadful.
The students are generally stereotyped as being either antisocial nerds or crazy partiers, but many of the students are well-rounded, highly involved, and sociable. Depending on who you hang out with, you could end up talking to kids who've been accepted to Ivies or degenerates who just binge-drink and waste daddy's money on Juul pods.
I hope that's a somewhat holistic view of Umich. I still love it here-- Go Blue!
MSU kid: The University of Michigan is shit.
UMich kid: Then why didn't you get in?
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A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent. However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist douchebags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist douchebags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of M cohorts. Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter, the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of M are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of M can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better. If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in the quest of removing their head from their rectum.
"Hey Jimmy, what's that?"
"This? Oh, it's just my acceptance letter to the University of Michigan, Johnny."
"Wow, now everyone I know has one of those."
"Yeah, they offered me a four-year academic and athletic scholarship."
"So are you gonna go there?"
"No I think I'd rather scrape my eyeballs out with a plastic spork. And besides, I'll never get into a good career because no one will want to fucking deal with me. But what should I do with the letter?"
"I used mine to wipe my ass."
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Essentially the preppy assholes of the Big Ten, they have some of the laziest and most uninspired fans in all of college sports. One gets the sense that there would be no such thing as a Michigan fan if the state of Michigan wasn't so intensely boring. Their football stadium is atrocious, and literally stinks.
"But.. but.. but we've won 11, I mean 13, I mean 16 national championships!! By our count, anyways."
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