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The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.
"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."
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AKA: UW
Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!
Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.
Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.
Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!
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The only college where the greatest Martial artist BRUCE LEE went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.
"I went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"
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In 4 years, I'll be a University of Washington student. Go Huskies.
I hope the University of Washington Huskies win this year.
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Typically, a member of a fan base who didn’t actually attend the school or really has any affiliation to it. Other than the fact that they are a trust fund baby who’s mom or dad went there. Commonly mistaken for LSU.
Remember that time Ted Bundy went to University of Washington and then killed a bunch of people?
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It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.
Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.
Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
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The biggest gathering of assholes, fags, and gay rich kids in the entire Pac-10, with no close second. Noted for its dangerous campus, frat rapes, terrible athletics, snobby ugly kids, and not having a college experience. Rumors of a strong academic program are misguided, the only strong academic programs at the UW are graduate programs, UW would not waste any of their time with undergrads.
The University of Washington is located in seattle washington, and is hated 2nd most of all pac 10 schools, despite trying all it can to recruit dumbasses, no wonder brad went there!
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