Unte

A person who can’t keep himself with one girl, and gets too f**ked up

“he really cheated on elizabeth with jamie while drunk? must be a Unte”

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unt

this is a less ofensive way of calling some one a cunt

shut up u chav unt,
*Chav runs off*

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unts

The sound one makes when air humping something.

"Unts unts," said James as he made humping motions at the chair.

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Unte

someone who has no life, Is broke, and cant get famous.

That kid in the back of the class is such a loser, he must be an unte

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unt

A way to make a normal mug have a terrible joke for those with a dirty enough mind to see it

Man 1: The mug says "unt" I dont get it.
Man 2: Boi! it says CUNT. You have such an innocent mind.

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unts

the onomatopeia of a fat person eating
ie Homer simpson

When a fat person eats food "unts, unts, unts!"

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UNT

This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.

1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)

Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.

Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?

Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).

2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noun. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.

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