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A person who can’t keep himself with one girl, and gets too f**ked up
“he really cheated on elizabeth with jamie while drunk? must be a Unte”
this is a less ofensive way of calling some one a cunt
shut up u chav unt,
*Chav runs off*
The sound one makes when air humping something.
"Unts unts," said James as he made humping motions at the chair.
someone who has no life, Is broke, and cant get famous.
That kid in the back of the class is such a loser, he must be an unte
A way to make a normal mug have a terrible joke for those with a dirty enough mind to see it
Man 1: The mug says "unt" I dont get it.
Man 2: Boi! it says CUNT. You have such an innocent mind.
the onomatopeia of a fat person eating
ie Homer simpson
When a fat person eats food "unts, unts, unts!"
This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.
1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)
Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.
Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?
Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).
2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noun. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.