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The universal correct spelling of the "Party Boy" sound.
Commonly used to describe the sound in a text message to avoid confusion and questions.
"unts.. unts.. unts.. unts.. unts.. unts. whoot.. whoot.. unts.. unts.."
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this is a less ofensive way of calling some one a cunt
shut up u chav unt,
*Chav runs off*
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The sound one makes when air humping something.
"Unts unts," said James as he made humping motions at the chair.
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A way to make a normal mug have a terrible joke for those with a dirty enough mind to see it
Man 1: The mug says "unt" I dont get it.
Man 2: Boi! it says CUNT. You have such an innocent mind.
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the onomatopeia of a fat person eating
ie Homer simpson
When a fat person eats food "unts, unts, unts!"
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This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.
1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)
Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.
Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?
Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).
2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noun. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.
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This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.
1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)
Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.
Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?
Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).
2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noon. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.
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