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A term used for open to a relationship but not actively looking one
Antonym of thirsty
Friend : “Man you just thirsty”
You: “Naw man I’m just unwrapped”
When you make your girlfriend grow out her pussy hair than put objects inside.then the next time you see her you have to move the hair out of the way and find the object inside her pussy.
For Christmas my girlfriend hid my gift in her hairy pussy so i had to unwrap the snatch
Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"
Unwrap the soap. ffs
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To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".
She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!