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When somebody you know makes your business their business.
Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.
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When something annoys you
When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass
An expression used in place of screw off,.
By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"
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What I did last Thursday with my uncle
I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please
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Shoving whatever i can find up my asd hole to give me pleasure
I have a stick so shove it up my ass
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When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.
Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass
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a more subtle term of go fuck your self
johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!
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