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A comeback that works for everything
Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.
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Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.
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The thing that manufactured you.
Also a comeback.
guy 1: Dude what made me?
guy 2: Ur mom
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A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).
"That was a great sandwich."
"Ur Mom was a great sandwich! Oh! Diss!"
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Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck
Jimmy: Who do you want to bang
Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom
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A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Patient: Ur mom.
Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.
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Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
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