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Attempting to shove your pecker tongs into her fart box through her bluejeans.
I did the Urban Meyer while she danced on my lap.
When you need a break from your family to spend time with anyone but your family doing the things you love the most, other than your family ie watching football, shopping, etc.
"My family is driving me crazy"
"Sounds like you need an Urban Meyer Day"
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Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb
Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck
something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it
As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!