uw

The University of Washington aka the best college on the planet. Home of the Huskies . Future bosses of Wazzu grads. If you see someone sportin purple and gold they're probably smarter, sexier, and better than you.

"That Wazzu grad is baggin that UW grad's groceries. Haha, loser."

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UW

The reason for the ugliness at UW is that 90-95% of the students come from countries where personal hygiene does not exist.

Pat: Hey Ted, take a look at that guy, he hasn't brushed his teeth in ages.
Ted: That is correct Pat, he is one of the 90-95% of ugly UW students.

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UWE

Abbrevation for unwavering exaggerator. Someone who shows off shamelessly while adorning himself with borrowed plumes. An insufferable loudmouth.

"If my neighbour keeps talking shit, I'm gonna go get my KATANA!" - "Man, you wont do shit. Don't be such an UWE"
"I was actually the first doing this!" - "You weren't even born at that time you bloody UWE"

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uwe

The nemesis to Bristol University Rowing club.

Jim: "What happened today Bob... we got our arses kicked!!??"

Bob: "We were UWE'd Jim... properly UWE'd."

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uwe

german rude-word, which stands for: a man with an incredibly small penis

Uwe Seler is the best example for an UWE.

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uw

In irc chat, uw means "you are welcome"

n00b: excuse me, i need the new version of h4x0r s0ftw4r3 ... where can i download it?
h4x0r: www.google.com
n00b: k thx! nice website!
h4x0r: np, uw

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UWE

The Univercity of the West Of England. A top UK educational establishment in Bristol UK where Alan Mcdade first learnt the urban planning principles that gave rise to Mcdadeism.

The main UWE campus is at Filton in the North of Bristol.

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