V-Chip

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

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V-Chip

The Viagra pill, (medication)

Better take the V-Chip tonight

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v chip

a soccer mom's ultimate weapon along with kidsbop cd's they get installed into the tv to block PG and up shows AKA anything good!

Kid:Woo Hoo i unlocked mom's v chip i can finally see family guy!

Mom: Micheal!

Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck

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V-chip

Vicodin, powerful pain killer and fun drug of choice for millions of over-worked moms around the world.

random mom: "the fuckin kids are drivin me crazy today, It took me about 5 V-chips just to make the damn dinner."

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Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

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