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Type 1: Actually decent. Really pretty and not annoying, and doesn't call themselves vScO. They have all of the VscO giRl items, like scrunchies, a hydroflask, a kanken backpack, shell necklaces, oversized shirts, friendship bracelets, crocs, and birkenstocks. And not because it makes them vScO, but because they like them. They will also obviously have a VSCO and probably be pretty chill. Bonus points if they have sleepovers on their trampoline or something and have a jeep but also aren't annoying about it.
Type 2: Demon spawn. They will have ALL of the vSco gIrl items, and call themselves vScO quEeNs. I know girls like this. It's scary. But, VSCO is not an adjective. Their arms will be full of bracelets and scrunchies. They'll always say sKskskk out loud. If your on stan twitter you probably say skksksk but not out loud. But you see, these girls probably say it out loud. They also probably think Billie Eilish is unknown. And, they probably play the ukulele but really only know riptide. Maybe they'll know house of gold, but if they do twenty one pilots will always do it better. I really do not like these girls.
Basically, you can be a vScO gIrl, but please not the annoying ones.
Me (to a annoying vScO gIrl): Hi!
Them: Hi!!!! Like my scRuNchIes?!??
Them: drops hydroflask
Them: oMg aNd i oOp- skKsksk
Me: walks away
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Those basic bitches, mostly freshmen, who claim they’re messy buns are effortless, wear an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and of course an oversize hydro flask because #stayhydrated
can be identified when hear a constant “and i oop!” and “sksksksk”.
“and i oop! sksksksksk”
“that mf vsco girl is driving me insane”
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An annoying ass bitch who can't keep her mouth shut when she drops her overly priced hydro flask
VSCO GIRL: AN I OOP I DROPPED MY HYDRO FLASK
VSCO Girl's Friends: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
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hi im typing this to tell you vsco is not a personality trait
Vsco girl : * hydro flask falls* and I oop sksksks
everyone else: Lindsey shut up
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a girl who loves the beach and wears shell necklaces and anklets, crocs, birkenstocks, or vans only. her hydroflask has matching stickers from redbubble or similar instead of random ones of someone who actually travels. her wrists are filled with pure vida, 4ocean, and "friendship bracelets" even though her collection is full of posts ab being alone. the only 2 outfit options are oversized tshirt with short Nike shorts or a tube top with short Jean shorts bc ur not a vsco girl if u wear pants. she obviously drives a jeep and has sleepovers in the back or on a trampoline.
summary: basic and typical, not special, like everyone else
friend: bruh they all look the same like why
me: they like being vsco girls I guess
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VSCO girls can be seen wearing a tight top and jeans or a long shirt with short shorts like REALLY short. They carry around Hydro flasks, scrunchies and Starbucks. Shoes? Probably Crocs or Vans. On their instagram, they mostly have an aesthetic theme using the C1 filter on the VSCO app. In other words, they are BASIC. Welcome
VSCO girl walks down the street*
girlfriend and boyfriend walks down street*
"Eww look a VSCO girl" girlfriend whispers*
boyfrend walks to vsco girl*
"ITS OVER" boyfriend said as he walks away with VSCO girl
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The LITERAL equivalent to a Bart Simpson edit.
LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
VSCO girl 1: And I oop sksksksksksksksksksk
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.