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Vaccine

The only way to get back to normal, yet people fear it for some weird reason.

Get the Vaccine when it's available to you, so we can get be together again!

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

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Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

by Duff's Beer July 27, 2018

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The Vaccine

When 10 men ejaculate into a turkey baster. Then squirt it into preferably a male's anus sometimes can be injected into female vagina.

Tyrone and Friends gave John Smith "The Vaccine".

by Bringbackthehumor March 5, 2020

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Vaccine

Something each person makes the decision on to get or not, it's their body, they decide what goes into it, not their employer.

There is no forcing somebody to get a shot they don't want, even if it's a vaccine, or something they are told is good for them.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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vaccinate

1. To give a vaccine.

2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.

1. I got a flu vaccine and now I probably won't get the flu.

2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.

by mickfisher14 June 4, 2007

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vaccinized

Vaccinated but wrong

ISAB: Vaccinized

by i can't think of a name right January 1, 2021

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vaccinated

someone or something that has been injected with dead or weak germs to become immune to a disease or virus.

I have been vaccinated.

by def. of vaccinated March 23, 2021

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