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n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
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Noun or verb: vagicate, vagicated, vagicating
1. The act of a man's seminal fluids oozing out of a women's vagial opening post coitus.
2. When a man chooses to leave the social proceedings of his friends in order to accompany his girlfriend and engage in non masculine activities such as shopping or watching Sex in The City
Well, it looks as though John is gonna vagicate the festivities again to please his needy ass girlfriend that needs to find herself some damn girlfriends.
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When a women is taking time off from having sex.
I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!
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Magic performed by Lesbian witches e.g. Willow and Tara in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"Check out them lesbian witches, they're proper doing Vagic"
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An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.
Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!
Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
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A vagina with supernatural powers
Bro, i had sex with Alexa last night she has super vagical powers.
That girl has super vagical powers, she mad ehe cum four times.
n. 1. The cream that flows forth from a vagina, a combination of the words "vagina" and "ice cream." n. 2. A reference to oral sex between lesbians.
1. "I love the taste of your vagice cream." 2. "I want to get me some vagice cream."
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