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A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
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when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."
"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
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cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit
i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.
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To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.
Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!
Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"
Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....
(v) To ejaculate into a person's ear.
Dude, my filthy pig for a girlfriend let me van gogh her last night.
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During the course of a girl performing filacio and nearing the state of climax, the male distracts the girl, causing her to remove her mouth from the male's penis and turn her head. At this moment, the male then finishes by ejaculating in the ear that is closest to his penis.
Yo man how was last night with that jont?
Dude, it was awesome! She gave me head!
Oh for real, good shit. How did it go down?
Well as she was going down, before I nut I was like, "Yo look over there!" Then she turned her head and I Van Gogh'd the shit out of her!
LMAO! Nice job man. I'm proud of you dog. Keep it hood nigga.
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