A disformed human being, back problems,always saying โbruhโ, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio
Vance, โBruhโ
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To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".
"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
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A Cigarette that uses CBD instead of tobacco.
Hey can I get a hit of that Vance?
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Is dating Hayes and probably has a tiny dick but idk
Vance eats ass cheeks
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Vance is a handsome person who you will enjoy getting to know, the Vance I know loves sports and he's had a rough life so far, but you can see him smile a lot!
Someone: who is that?
Me: that's Vance! (in a proud voice)
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A grimy, nasty beast that wallows in the depths of hell, kissing demon feet and trying to survive a hollow life
That vance was so nasty. He will never amount to anything.
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