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A member of a social network group or forum that continuously posts incredibly shitty music, while commenting to themselves alone. Threads reaching upwards from 5 to 65 comments per post from op to bottom.
All night last night, Jeff was vancing a thread with Nickleback videos. smdh.
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(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
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A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
"Oh my god, who's that hot guy over there?"
"That's my boyfriend, Vance. Be jealous bitch."
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An amazing guy who can make anyone’s day better just by smiling and laughing. He’s cute and kind. He will keep asking if you’re ok when he knows you’re not and he’s just the best!
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Vance is a very kind and loving person, he is the bestest friend you could find on the surface of the world. he is the best boyfriend in the world too, he will always be there for you when youre crying or down. You can trust Vance with anything too, he hides all of your deepest secrets and will always be loyal.
"Vance is the best person in the world"
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really really HOT and amazing guy with a 12 inch dick is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pricks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn't have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and HOT
vance is the hottest guy ever
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The act of dancing while one sobs and cries profusely, usually while one's life is in great danger, yet still totally rocking it.
Person X is being threatened and forced to vance by a chainsaw-wielding monster. Person X starts vancing, absolutely going to town while crying their eyes out in the fear of death.