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Vans

Cheap plain skater shoes. Stop saying they have tons of designs. The only designs are the bottom of the shoe which is usually white, and the whites laces. And other Vans have the tip of the shoe colored or some ugly line by the ankle. They're simply just like Converse except they're missing the gay white tip. Most people say they last a lifetime only because those people don't probably skateboard or even doing anything. of course they last a life time they're for going out not for soccer or something athletic.
Vans are white trash sneakers that should be for pedophiles bringing their victims to their vans. You're not cool just because you wear the same brand of Lil Wayne, do you really want to follow a rapper with a voice that belongs in a cartoon and is too high to even notice what hes wearing?

White Trash:Dude you just stepped on my new Vans. Gosh im trying to be cool.
Normal Person: Go fuck yourself

by Soccer Shifty August 22, 2012

35πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Vans

The worst brand EVER that SOME PPL wear EVERYDAY and it looks like SHIT
PS : don't wear it ANYMORE

" I hate Vans "

by tchoupi February 3, 2020

9πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

by keepskatin'bro June 4, 2012

8πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Vans

Awful skate company. Ever "hip" teen today wears Vans because they want to look like a skater. See Etnies.

eS shoes are WAY better than Vans poseur shoes

by Cat who shat May 31, 2004

50πŸ‘ 180πŸ‘Ž


Vans

Vans the logo is spelled as if it’s a square root symbol with the abbreviation β€œANS” in it. We usuallly think of β€œANS” as answer.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.

Bro 1: Yo dude have you been to Vans?
Bro 2: Nahh man Jesus is sus.

by thatsmynamedontwearitout7 March 2, 2019

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Vans

Vans are "skateshoes" people wear that aren't really used for skating. They are shoes for "popular" boys and girls and if you don't wear them you aren't popular according to the basic bitches and jerks of popular groups.

"Oh look Debra she isn't wearing vans!"
*shun

by typicaltomboy July 9, 2014

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Vans

Vans are an uncomfortable shoe. It had its own meme for awhile, that was screamed by 6th graders across the country. Sadly Vans only claim to fame. It is an uncomfortable cloth shoe that no one has socks or time for. companies has gone as far to make off brand "Vans" of their companies. Lets be honest they did a better, cheaper shoe than Vans. "Good" Vans can be up to 30-50$!

person#1: DANM DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS

person#2:hiss

by A00 March 6, 2017

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž