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A Water- type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Water Stone is used. It bears a passing resemblance to Pietro Maximoff a.k.a Quicksilver of X-men Evolution due to its ears :P
Quick- Oh, look at me..I have a firm butt...lalalala *trips over a Vaporeon* Hey, what's this thing doing here?
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*
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The sexiest Pokémon to ever exist, in the case that you want to heave sex with a Pokémon you should definitely chose Vaporeon to fuck
Guy 1: man I want to fuck a Pokémon
Guy 2: just fuck Vaporeon
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
person 1: “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the-“
person 2: -pulls out gun and shoots in the balls-
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An online chat that started with something tame, and spiraled into insanity.
Damn guys we started talking about a smashed ipad and ended on someone getting fart in their mouth, weve gone down Vaporeon's Rabbit Hole.
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Vaporeon, a bubble jet Pokémon. It is about 3 feet tall and it is blue. It looks a bit like a weird fish-cat-thing. Has high base HP and is cute as hell
The Gooners have ruined Vaporeon by claiming it is extremely hot
Pokémon trainer 1: I just caught a Vaporeon!
Pokémon trainer 2: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
Vaporeon: displeased vaporeon noise