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I gave her the flying fun variation, and she loved it.
a flying fun variation is a sex position designed for maximum effect, it looks similar to a barrel walk, but with the receivers legs rapped around the waist of the giver, the taker should be facing the ground and could have their hands on the ground or up on a desk or similar support. this works well in a hot tub or pool.
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Woman/Girl who is infamous for her criminal life-style, known also for her generosity and sheer hilarity,though more well known by her ferocious outlook on life- most probably due to a childhood in the backstreets of the 'stortford' area
woah! that girl looks like a turtle!
hey man! dont say that too loud - i've heard that chicks a propper Maddie (ghetto variation) !
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When your playing chess and the black pieces are all being in slaved by the white pieces and the white pieces are cracking the black pieces with whips.
Me and this Nigger was playing chess, he played as black so I did the Nigger opening. He combats me with the slave variation and I cracked a whip on all his pieces causing him to resign. That’s how you play The Nigger opening: Slave variation. You can also play the Nigger opening: coon variation or the negro opening or the Niggertastic opening or the faggernigget opening and much more.
"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."
"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."
"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."
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A variation of the Dutch Rudder using bunk beds. The male individual on the top bunk lays face down on the mattress while the individual on the bottom bunk uses their feet and legs to push up on the bottom of the top bunk repeatedly.
Martha: "Last night I heard a ruckus coming from the boy's bedroom and what I thought was them jumping on the bed, I went in to find them doing the 'Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull'."
Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
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it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
My grill's krunk. Or... I gots to polish my fronts, ahh snap! Or... "show dem golds."
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