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Vassar Straight

a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.

Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.

Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...

Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.

by cockmaster23 September 17, 2008

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Vassar College

Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.

I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.

by James10023 August 18, 2010

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vassar girl

an incredibly well educated woman who always gets their way, mostly by being on top all the time and telling the guy to shut up

the vassar girl laying in bed on top of me correcting my spelling and grammar

by stayawayfromknivesplease January 3, 2010

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Vassar Virgin

A female who keeps her 'virginity' intact by only participating in anal sex. Orginates from Vassar, a school in upstate NY known for the whores and pseudo-feminists that like to pretend to be goody-two-shoes or pious (religious) girls. May also include oral sex as well.

"So you fuck her yet?"
"Not in the cunt. But she lets me fuck her ass. She says she's keeping her hymen intact until marriage."
"Oh I see. She's a Vassar Virgin then."
"Yeah."

by Oshidori March 15, 2006

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Vassar Shower Bukkake

When at Vassar, somebody passes out and falls face flat on a shower floor. The sheer force from impact combined with the regular amount of semen residue on the shower floor at any given time would give the person a Vassar Shower Bukkake (also known as a VSB).

When my friend came up to visit me at Vassar for the weekend he told me he wanted to get some. Instead, he got so shitfaced drunk that he passed out in the showers, getting a Vassar Shower Bukkake.

by Matt Vassar May 4, 2008

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