vault

Its like saying safe, but only safer.

Tyrone: Man, dis chicken dip is safe.

Humphrey: Nah blud, ketchup is safe, this is vault.

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vaulted

When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."

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Vaulted

To have the developers of fortnite remove a weapon from battle royale due to it being too op for reddit soyboys to not complain about. Normally the removed weapon is replaced with a less-cooler weapon like the fucking hunting rifle that is absolute trash and nobody asked for it.

Autistic guy: Fortnite vaulted the homing missile, reeeeeeeeeee!
Autistic guy 2: Well us reddit soyboys got butthurt and wanted it out because we can't build lol.
Autistic guy: EVERYBODY LIKED THE HOMING MISSILE, ITS FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU GOYS GOT RID OF IT, IF THERE WAS A WEAPON TO GET RID OF IT SHOULD BE THE SUBMACHINE GUN, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Autistic guy 2: Change triggers me, i don't take major changes well, please be patient I have autism.

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vaulting

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.

*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet

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the vault

a section of the mind devoted to sexually arousing things you have seen and use for masturbation

guy1: dude, did you just see that??!? that woman's tit just popped out!

guy2: yes i did. it's going up in the vault for later

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vault

n. The place you put other people's secrets.

I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.

That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!

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vault

The place in the brain where all data and information is stored.

Sookie asked Pam how she knew her name and Pam explained, while pointing to her head, that she had stored that information in her vault.

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