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founded in the movie soul men.
when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.
i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.
i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.
dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.
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A sexual act originating in late 19th century England. Bunny ears are formed with the first 2 fingers of the hand. The index finger is then inserted in the sexual partner's rectum while the tip of the middle finger strokes the chode/chode hair.
I gave your mom the old "velveteen rabbit" last night.
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That black velveteen sure is an ugly ass hoe.
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A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.
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A Velveteen Dream is where an adult has sexual thoughts or fantasies about minors
Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream
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Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.
Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.
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When having relations with your lady-friend (or man-friend), you ejaculate semen on her face, and then immediately piss on her.
I gave Sholandra a velveteen waterfall last night because I didn't have a chance to take a piss before we fucked.
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