venison hat

Shoving your head up a sexual partners rectum and saying: "oh dear."

Jeff gave me a Venison Hat last night.

Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

sebab venison

A word used to describe a kebab comprised entirely of venison. Another not so common use is to create a briefcase file in windows named 'I'm hungry i want a sebab', copy it and paste it 378 times into that folder.

e.g Mum i want a sebab . im hungry i want a sebab venison.