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A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.
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The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart
Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!
Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.
That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.
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A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.
I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
While banging your girl doggy style, then suddenly don't know what to do with your hands... so you slam as many fingers as possible with the attempt to get your whole hand inside her ass. Once accomplished, you try and mimic exactly every word she is yelling.
Last night I was dogging my girl, and she was reading her phone.. so I did the dirty ventriloquist to make her get involved.
A person versed well enough in the empathic arts, such that he or she might 'throw' good or bad emotions at people and objects, as one would a voice.
Like any good Karmic Ventriloquist, John could put you in any mood he pleased with virtually no effort.