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A Medium Sized City In British Columbia, Canada. Also Know As Wine Country. About An Hour Away From The Bigger City Of Kelowna
Dude, Vernon Has One Of The Crappiest Malls Ever! There's only 120 Stores!
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EXTREMELY hot black guy. shower AND a grower. super sexy, hella crazy at parties, and smokes weed more than he breathes.
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Abbey: I Don't Like Vernon! It's So Ugly! I Want To Move To Mahwah!
Abbey's Mom: Well, Not Today Sweetie.
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A handsome young man who is athletic and has dreams and goals and is also one of the most amazing men on the planet. Vernon looks to provide for his future family and friends. His heart is gold and to leave him would be a big mistake.
Friend: You know Vernon?
Ex-Friend: I used to know him I made a big mistake letting him out my life
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A town in sussex, nj.
It's basically a really pretty town with 25,000 people. The people who write bad things about Vernon are actually rich, high kids from Sparta. Sparta is Vernon's enemy town. How pathetic is that? They are so freaking competitive that they ACTUALLY write stupid stuff on a website about us.
If you go to Sparta, you will see rich kids smoking pot on the sidewalks of their white picket-fenced yards. They try to take the heat off of themselves by planting stupid lies about Vernon.
Vernon kids are actually reasonable people who don't sit on their lazy asses and smoke while watching MTV. They actually go to Mountain Creek or to Maple Grange, where they play sports and exercise.
When you go to Vernon, you'll see the dopest kids in NJ. Their high school is known for its excellence in sports and the students' voices being heard. Their opinions are vauled, and their superiors listen to them and do their best to treat them as individuals. Possibly the best school in the united states.
"Vernon is awesome"
"I know, I live there."
"LUCKY!"
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An old gross asshole that beats women and gets away with it. Is very annoying and pompous.
He should be in jail, he's such a Vernon.
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A kind hearted man who looks forward to life with anything and everything that goes on in life.
Tries hard.
Interested in taking long walks on the beach.
Router god.
Ingred: I have a routing problem.
Vernon: I'm your route.
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