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A sex move where one takes an enema, does a handstand, and squirts diarrhea all over the other person/room/goat/etc. (For those that dont know, Mt. Vesuvius was the volcano that covered Pompeii in ash, desroying the city.)
A-So you have a date with Bianca tonight?
B-Yeah, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her a Mount Veuvius.
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The occurrence of explosive diarrhea immediately after anal sex, while the participant is lying on their stomach, and the fecal matter projects upward in a volcano-like fashion.
My 1200 thread count sheets were ruined after that ho Mount Vesuvius'd all over the bed.
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The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit
"Babe you aren't gonna believe I the dump just unloaded! I think I'll call it Mount Vesuvius."
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When you are wanking on your back, you blow the load and it drips down your dick onto your balls and pubes. Like when Mt. Vesuvius erupted and destroyed Pompeii and Herculaneum
Dude, i got bored last night so I starting to rub one out. I blew a white vesuvius! My balls were like pompeii and herculaneum.
When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off
John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?
Cheri: What pray tell?
John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!
Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.
When you wait until you're about to cum then squirt Nando's Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce down into your Urethra, then ejaculate.
My mate gave himself a Mt Vesuvius the other week. His penis hurt for days.
When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation
The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius
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