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Balls in a vice grip

Somebody got you good, real good!

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

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my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 12, 2008

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