Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.

The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.

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You should run for vice president

A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.

I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and absurd. I feel a shooting pain in my skull every time you speak. You should run for vice president!

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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.

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Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

Vice President

A tall, funny, intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, and committed female candidate... AKA Sara C.

She is the only correct vote for vice president.