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Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too. Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century
Vikings, Scandanavians, shag, Yorkshire, Britain, Ireland
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An abbreviation for Vicodin; (a strong drug used for pain, it is in the codeine family)
Yo, he's spaced out...is he fucked up?
Yeah, man...he took some vikes.
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When 2 straight males lock arms sitting down and see who can Jack-Off first.
Halen and Josh were doing the Viking after work
Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.
Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2?
*Viking falls out of the sky*
Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates!
Guy1:*shits pants *runs away*
Vikings will eat you.
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Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.
"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.
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people who originated from scandinavia.known for being feirce wrriors that struck fear into the hearts of men.prefered the axe and were quite skilled in batle with it.the actual discoverers of the new world
vikings were greater fighers than even the spartans
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