Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno
Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
kevin; just add water
kevin: then cha cha cha boobies
Maddie: id drink alottttttttttttttttttttta water
Maddie: and be like ASUOFOG.
vilhelm
very passiv agressive creature that can rip any smaller creater like a svante apart very quickly
no dont hit me im small vilhelm
An ugly ass mother fucker.
Often from Sweden, blond, blue eyes and he looks very much as a Scandinavian little boy.
From my own experience tho I know 5 Vilhelm's, they're often very attracted to girls named Sandra.
Guy: ooh what an ugly ass mother fucker. Such a Vilhelm
Sandra: nooo I want him to fuck me hard as hell
A supreme overlord bound to conquer the entirety of the world.
Guy1: "I guess we should have seen it coming."
Guy2: "Such a Vilhelm, going and conquering the whole world."
Guy1: "At least we tried."
Big faggot that has the smallest penis in the univers and sucks BBC 24/7
The firstname Vilhelm is best combined with the surname Boldt. People named Vilhelm Boldt thought they were atheists until they realise they are gods!