The local village bicycle broke down with the measles.
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Noun. A slut, whore, or one who is easy.
Charlie Augustus Krause V is the village bicycle
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1. someone who has been locally skeeted upon on a massive scale
2. the sodomy-cycle
3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with
1. "that village bicycle looks like a bukake-fest"
2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*
3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"
BONUS #4. emample in music:
(drag queen orchestral choir sings)
"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"
(Frederick Mercury sings)
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)
"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"
---QUEEN
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