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Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.
"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black."
"Or black and puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"
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Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
Vin Diesel was, unbeknowest to even the director, the main character of Saving Private Ryan.
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An alternative to religion.
All praises be to Vin Diesel!
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An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.
Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."
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Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.
"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."
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Chuck Norris's chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.
Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.
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friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes