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Vitalis is one of the most eccentric individuals you could meet. Everyday is different with one around. Fun-loving, crazy, and stands out in a crowd.
Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vitalis.
Vitalis is amazing
It's the shittiest, bottom shelf, go-to liquor that nourishes every college student in America looking to save enough money to afford multiple half-g's a week.
You: What's the cheapest way to get a couple of friends and I fucked up?
Friend: Roundhouse a half-g of Vitali tonight and you should be good to go.
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A Vitali is a slang expression that can imply a number of characteristics correlated to an internet personality originally named v1tal1. This legendary poster earned serious e-cred on the sherdog BBS as well as many other notable BBS. Someone called a Vitali is one or more of the following:
1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
XPosterX--This cat just pwned every knewb on the board
YPosterY--Ya, he's a Vitali
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Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2
Shut up you stupid vitaly, just because theres no moon doesnt mean there wont be a night time.
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one who speaks little english, has bronze tan and is often found in a wal-mart. vitalies often posses a green thumb. they have a knack for getting dirty and picking cucumbers. But not to use as toys.
(girl1)OMG did you see that guy at wal-mart,
(girl2) yes! he had a vitalie bronze tan!
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A Vitali is an ex boyfriend of a greek godess named Anika she was one on the most beautiful godesses in all of Greece. She still lives. (Look up Anika)
One day vitali saw a pretty black girl and asked her for her email she gave it to him and he was very happy so they talked and then she said to him; "Wat r u tryna say u stupid w*i*e boy?"
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