almost-vite

1) To almost offer up an invitation.

2) To let someone know just after an invitation expires that it in fact exsisted

Person One "Oh if you would have let me know yesterday you wanted to go to the Bears game I could have given you a ticket but i just gave it away"

Person Two "Nice Almost-vite, you know i love the Bears, jerk!"

Pre-Vite

Pre-Vite: (Noun)

An invitation to an event that is sent out prior to the actual invitation for the purpose of gauging interest or availability.

We should have a 4th of july party, unless everyone is going to be out of town. We better send out a pre-vite to see if it's even worth it

re-vite

The invitation that you get only when someone from the first or second rounds of invites declines.

I got a re-vite to Brad & Pam's wedding, only after that doucebag Kenny declined it first.

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Prox-e-vite

When a person throwing a party asks a friend to create the e-vite or facebook event for them.

1: Hey, my birthday is next week and I'm throwing a party, but I don't want it to sound like I'm throwing a party for myself, can you make a prox-e-vite for me?
2: But you are throwing a party for yourself.
1: Go f*** yourself

vite

superior; better than everything

woah, you are vite!
im aware bitch.

Vite

It is associated with stupidity, but the acronyms stand for very intelligent to everyone, it is defined as an acronym so that it doesn’t get you in trouble but in reality the word means your dumb as shit

Mr.Blah your vite which means “your very dumb” but define it to then as very intelligent to everyone to not get in trouble

vite

you dont write, you vite.

teacher: alright students write your essays
classroom: laughs
teacher: aight my bad yall better vite your essays!