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João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.
sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
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A night with no hoes where one has been rejected by all possibilities leading to a night of self hatred and hour long masturbation sessions.
Person 1: Yo you going out tonight?
Person 2: Na man, Im having a Vitor Night
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A shit dual that consists of annoying orb spam at high speeds in a game called geometry dash.
person 1: Hey did you see that Vitor dual level someone uploaded?
person 2: Yeah its trash.
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I thought it was gonna be good but he was a vitor hugo
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When he goes down on her for hours.
Did you dirty Vitor her? Yes. I mean... it was Sonya!
Biggest def in the whole world. Also known as assface.
‘Vitor, you’re the kind of def that deserves to be at urban dictionary. Now fuck off.’
a small person he kinda gay and he likes to fuk with womens minds he is quite good friend to male population
Vitor is yes,he likes to play basketball a n is 69 foot 420 inches